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Mortal and Auxiliary
The Small Complaints That Become Big Problems
Not every complaint begins with a planet cracking apart or a Sovereign sounding the alarm. Most begin with ordinary people having extraordinarily bad days.
This archive contains grievances involving mortals, Cherubs, Sugar Imps, Trip-Sitters, Mythheads, and the countless supporting figures who keep the Dakaverse moving—usually while making someone else's job much harder. From emotional spikes and workplace mishaps to paperwork disasters and auxiliary antics, these records remind us that even the smallest complaint can ripple across reality.
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Cosmic Unfairness
Complaint: “Why can’t I have superpowers?”
Sun’s Note: You can’t handle taxes.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Sleep
Complaint: “Why do I wake up tired?”
Sun’s Note: You stayed up doomscrolling.
Status: Resolved
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Romance
Complaint: “Why won’t he text me back?”
Sun’s Note: I’m a star, not a therapist.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Time
Complaint: “Why does time go so fast?”
Sun’s Note: It doesn’t. You’re slow.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Time
Complaint: “Why does time go so slow?”
Sun’s Note: It doesn’t. You’re impatient.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Cosmic Awareness
Complaint: “I think the universe is watching me.”
Sun’s Note: It is.
Status: Closed
MORTAL COMPLAINTS (HU‑XX)
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Existential
Complaint: “Why is everything so hard?”
Sun’s Note: You’re made of water and anxiety. What did you expect?
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Time
Complaint: “Why is it Monday again?”
Sun’s Note: That’s how weeks work.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Cosmic Unfairness
Complaint: “Why can’t I win the lottery?”
Sun’s Note: Probability.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Weather
Complaint: “Why is it raining?”
Sun’s Note: Clouds.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Weather
Complaint: “Why is it NOT raining?”
Sun’s Note: Also clouds.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Romance
Complaint: “Why do I fall for the wrong people?”
Sun’s Note: Patterns.
Status: Acknowledged
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Sleep
Complaint: “I had a nightmare.”
Sun’s Note: Stop watching horror before bed.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Existential
Complaint: “What is my purpose?”
Sun’s Note: Ask Earth.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Technology
Complaint: “My phone keeps dying.”
Sun’s Note: Charge it.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Cosmic Awareness
Complaint: “I feel watched.”
Sun’s Note: You are.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Food
Complaint: “Why does everything I like make me fat?”
Sun’s Note: Biology and Marketing.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Existential
Complaint:
“Why do bad things happen to good people?”
Sun’s Note: Ask Earth.
Status: Closed
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Weather
Complaint: “Why is it hot?”
Sun’s Note: I’m literally a star.
Status: Denied
Complaint HU‑
Filed By: A Human
Category: Weather
Complaint: “Why is it cold?”
Sun’s Note: Tilt.
Status: Closed
Complaint AX‑
Filed By: Cherub
Category: Snack Shortage
Complaint: “We want cookies.”
Sun’s Note: Denied.
Status: Denied
Complaint AX‑
Filed By: Sugar Imp
Category: Emotional Abuse
Complaint: “D‑Squad yelled again.”
Sun’s Note: They always yell.
Status: Approved
Complaint AX‑
Filed By: Gold Book Volunteer
Category: Confusion
Complaint: “What is my job.”
Sun’s Note: Same.
Status: Pending
Complaint AX‑
Filed By: Cherub
Category: Wing Glitter
Complaint: “Our wings shed sparkles everywhere.”
Sun’s Note: That is intentional.
Status: Closed
Complaint AX‑
Filed By: Sugar Imp
Category: Burnout
Complaint: “We are tired.”
Sun’s Note: You are sugar.
Status: Denied
AUXILIARY COMPLAINTS (AX‑XX)
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